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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    This is the Get Better Records Translucent Yellow Vinyl variant.

    Hey y’all, guess what?! God, Forgive These Bastards is over a decade old! Both the record and the book have been out of print for a while, but we’ve got a 10th anniversary DOUBLE LP coming out!

    The first disc is the original album, and the second disc is an audio documentary called “The Making of Henry Turner”, which includes unreleased b-sides from the album that didn’t make the cut, interviews with band members, and practice demos from when we were writing the album in the basement.

    Includes unlimited streaming of "God, Forgive These Bastards" Songs From The Forgotten Life Of Henry Turner (2012) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Just the vinyls, not the book. The first disc is the original album, and the second disc is an audio documentary called “The Making of Henry Turner”, which includes unreleased b-sides from the album that didn’t make the cut, interviews with band members, and practice demos from when we were writing the album in the basement.

    Includes unlimited streaming of "God, Forgive These Bastards" Songs From The Forgotten Life Of Henry Turner (2012) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Tummy Rock Records 2023 pressing of God Forgive...on cassette. 1st pressing on Red Shells 100 copies

    The Side A is the original album, and Side B is an audio documentary called “The Making of Henry Turner”, which includes unreleased b-sides from the album that didn’t make the cut, interviews with band members, and practice demos from when we were writing the album in the basement.

    Includes unlimited streaming of "God, Forgive These Bastards" Songs From The Forgotten Life Of Henry Turner (2012) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Tummy Rock Records Compact Disc Edition

    The first disc is the original album, and the second disc is an audio documentary called “The Making of Henry Turner”, which includes unreleased b-sides from the album that didn’t make the cut, interviews with band members, and practice demos from when we were writing the album in the basement.

    Includes unlimited streaming of "God, Forgive These Bastards" Songs From The Forgotten Life Of Henry Turner (2012) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Full Digital Discography

    Get all 7 The Taxpayers releases available on Bandcamp and save 25%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Big Delusion Factory (2016), Cold Hearted Town (2013), "God, Forgive These Bastards" Songs From The Forgotten Life Of Henry Turner (2012), Modest Proposals Tour EP (2011), To Risk So Much For One Damn Meal (2010), A Rhythm In The Cages (2009), and Exhilarating News (2007). , and , .

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lyrics

“Turner on the mound, 120 pitches in: right now it's 2 to 1 for
Georgia Tech with runners in between. 1,000 in the bleachers
and 1,000 on the side; right from the stretch...”
“Here comes the pitch!”
“Looks like a hit!”
“Go hit the lights!”
“Go get the phone!”
“Go tell the press!”
“And baby, kiss that ball goodbye!”
“Now, I've called Turner the left-handed NCAA Cy Young before,
Atlanta's own, but this is just absurd: A change-up on the 3 and
2, two-hitter on the line, deep in the 9th, with a runner
hugging third.”
“Weltzer in left field quickly closing on the wall; somehow
squinting through the blinding light, he snags it on the fall!”
“That's the game!”
“But all attention turns now to the pitcher's mound, Turner's
clutching his left shoulder and he's writhing on the mound.”
“Looks like he's hurt!”
“Alert the press!”
“Go get the phone!”
“Go hit the lights!”
“God, what a game!”
“But what a shame!'“What a way to end the night.”
“Georgia Tech must be upset, they can't be happy with this win.
They've got a play-off spot secured, but not a starter that can
pitch.”
“Now, I've called Turner the left-handed NCAA Cy Young before,
Atlanta's own, but this is just absurd: A change-up on the 3 and
2, two-hitter on the line, deep in the 9th, with a runner
hugging third. No word yet from the trainer. I can't bear to
see the savior of the Yellow Jackets carried off the field.
That could have been enough to tear his left rotator cuff – I
can't imagine if or when that will heal.”
“A moment away from a perfect game, but hey: some records were
never meant to be broken. Right?”
“A shaky close to a shaky win, shackled by a crippled team.
Improvement? Retention? LEft on the defensive. When everybody
leaves so completely resigned, it's apparent that a dream that
once was shared must have died.”

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